Posted originally on CTH on March 31, 2026 | Sundance

I’m not sure we even want to discuss this latest revelation that has been delivered to the Daily Mail by an illegal alien sex worker who is upset with former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem.  [See non-Paywall Article Here]

The gist of the storyline is that former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem’s husband, Byron Noem, was secretly a crossdresser who liked pretending he was a woman with big breasts.  Noem then engaged in online activity with three women who specialize in ‘bimbofication’, apparently a process of using modifiable implants to make really big breasts.  As the story is told, this was Byron Noem’s fetish.

Mr. Noem was paying the women for their services.  One of the women was reportedly an illegal alien, and she gave the story to the Daily Mail along with pictures of Byron Noem as he wore hot pink spandex and pretended to have breasts.

The bizarre and sexually weird story has been corroborated by Kristi Noem. “Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,” Noem’s representatives told The Post.

The Daily Mail called Trump to field his reaction … The President told the Daily Mail he was surprised to hear the Noem family confirmed the shocking report into his lewd online behavior. ‘They confirmed it? Wow, well, I feel badly for the family if that’s the case, that’s too bad,’ Trump said in a phone call. {SOURCE}

The political left had no problem with a cross-dressing HHS secretary, or other members of the Biden administration who were similarly predisposed to unusual sexual exhibitions, but suddenly the Democrats are grabbing their pearls and heading to the fainting couches.