February 10, 2017 12:33 PM

Whispering in the library

Touché

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replied, in a loud voice “NO, I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH
YOU!”
All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply
embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man’s table and
said with a laugh: “I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking;
I bet you felt embarrassed, right?
“The man responded in a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ….. I`M NOT
PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The man whispered to her: “I study law, and I know how…