The Trends in the Animal World


Armstrong Economics Blog/Opinion Re-Posted Aug 26, 2021 by Martin Armstrong

In Japan, they are considering renaming a monkey “Hillary” because it is the first time a female monkey has risen to become a pack leader. Indeed, Hillary should be honored that this monkey was able to do what she could not. Meanwhile, Facebook shut down a gardening club because they were talking about which “hoe” was the best.

Under Sri Lanka’s new animal protection law, those found drunk while riding an elephant could be sentenced to three years behind bars. So drinking and driving have now been expanded from automobiles to animals. Perhaps this is in preparation for Bill Gates’ agenda to end all fossil fuels if the country cannot produce enough electricity.

As they say, ONLY in Australia. I know some women who are deathly afraid of a small spider. Well, customers at an Australian supermarket got a real unexpected live encounter. A 10-foot python managed to go shopping, looking through the shelf obviously for something on sale and probably head about our forecast that there would be a shortage in food so it most likely trying to decide what to stock up on.

COVID – Who’s on First


Armstrong Economics Blog/Humor Re-Posted Aug 24, 2021 by Martin Armstrong

Abbott & Costello’s famous skit “Who’s on First Base.” Updated to COVID


Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’

Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’

Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’

Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’

Bud: ‘Yes.’

Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’

Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’

Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’

Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’

Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’

Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’

Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’

Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.

Bud: ‘Ok.’

Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’

Bud: ‘That’s right.’

Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Certainly.’

Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’

Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’

Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’

Bud: ‘That’s fine.’

Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’

Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’

Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’

Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’

Bud: ‘I know.’

Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’

Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’

Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’

Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’

Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’

Bud: ‘Correct.’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’

Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’

Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’

Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’

Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’

Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’

Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’

Bud: ‘Third base.

“FORCED VACCINATIONS AND VACCINE SIDE EFFECTS”


First published at 07:49 UTC on July 26th, 2021 on BITCHUTE.

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One Day More


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“One Day More” – lockdown parody version by the Marsh family

572,177 viewsApr 28, 202010K139SHARESAVEMarsh Family89.5K subscribersSUBSCRIBEOriginal version of our One Day More adaptation that we uploaded to Facebook on 29 March and went viral! Original music (and rights) owned by Alain Boublil Music Ltd. Performance and video is ours, and lyrics adapted by Ben Marsh!

Sunday Transmission From The Rebel Alliance


Posted originally on the conservative tree house on July 18, 2021 | Sundance | 124 Comments

Deep in the bunkers of the rebellious underground network, one man works earnestly to code the transmission message into a language that befuddles the moonbats.  The state has been attempting to take down the antenna for many years.  However, the coded-message continues to transmit and receptors in the patriotic funny-bone instinctively tune in.

Fortunately for us, the totalitarians do not have funny-bone mechanisms allowing them to enjoy life without creating suffering upon others. Without exposing too many technical secrets, it is this empirical truth that explains why the regime cannot decode the message.

Put down the sand for a minute, grab your favorite beverage and follow the link below to view the most recent message from the Rebel Alliance network.

MESSAGE AVAILABLE HERE ]

Live your best life. Love those who deserve it. Appreciate the fight, and now get back to work.

Remember….

…Whenever the possibility presents, throw sand into the machinery.

The Green Thing


Armstrong Economics Blog/Climate Re-Posted Jun 20, 2021 by Martin Armstrong