For those fast food employees striking for $15 an hour, let’s do some math.

At $15 an hour Johnny Fry-Boy working 40 hours per week would make $30,000 annually.

An E1 (Private) in the military makes $18,378 annually.

An E5 (Sergeant) with 8 years of service only makes $35,067 annually.

So you’re telling me, Sally McBurgerflipper, that you deserve as much as those kids getting shot at, deploying for months in hostile environments, and putting their collective asses on the line every day protecting an unskilled individual?

Here’s the deal Sweetheart Baconator, you are working in a job designed for a kid in high school who is actually supposed to be learning how to work and earning enough for gas, movies, and hanging out with their equally goofy high school pals.

If you have chosen this as your life long profession, you have failed.

If you don’t want minimum wage, don’t have minimum skills.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it’s in English, thank a Veteran.