Armstrong Economics Blog/Humor Re-Posted Sep 22, 2021 by Martin Armstrong
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Joe Biden Becomes Jeopardy Host But Won’t Answer Questions
George Carlin – Germs, Immune System
The Trends in the Animal World
Armstrong Economics Blog/Opinion Re-Posted Aug 26, 2021 by Martin Armstrong
In Japan, they are considering renaming a monkey “Hillary” because it is the first time a female monkey has risen to become a pack leader. Indeed, Hillary should be honored that this monkey was able to do what she could not. Meanwhile, Facebook shut down a gardening club because they were talking about which “hoe” was the best.
Under Sri Lanka’s new animal protection law, those found drunk while riding an elephant could be sentenced to three years behind bars. So drinking and driving have now been expanded from automobiles to animals. Perhaps this is in preparation for Bill Gates’ agenda to end all fossil fuels if the country cannot produce enough electricity.
As they say, ONLY in Australia. I know some women who are deathly afraid of a small spider. Well, customers at an Australian supermarket got a real unexpected live encounter. A 10-foot python managed to go shopping, looking through the shelf obviously for something on sale and probably head about our forecast that there would be a shortage in food so it most likely trying to decide what to stock up on.
COVID – Who’s on First
Armstrong Economics Blog/Humor Re-Posted Aug 24, 2021 by Martin Armstrong
Abbott & Costello’s famous skit “Who’s on First Base.” Updated to COVID
Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
Bud: ‘Ok.’
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
Bud: ‘I know.’
Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
Bud: ‘Third base.
British Press
Biden Press Conference
Clown World
Posted originally on GrrrGraphics.com JUN 15, 2021 AT 10:39 AM
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right…
Joe Biden put in a fumbling, mumbling, bumbling performance at the G-7 Summit. He’s a clown who does as he’s told and what he does is carry out the globalists’ desire for Agendas 21 and 30. It’s always the same—the climate change bunk is pushed while more government tyranny is urged.
Whatever glimmer of hope I once harbored toward Britain’s Boris Johnson was obliterated when he talked about ‘gender neutral’ governance. He said it needed to be more feminine, but being female is not neutral. Maybe Boris means men should become more like women, but at the end Johnson comes across as a loony. BOJO is aligned with Biden and pushes the dangerous vaccinations. Great Britain has the highest rate of the poisonous injections. Despite this, Boris also wants to keep his country on lockdown. Pathetic.
Macron got slapped by a fellow Frenchman who hated the direction the globalist banker-led leader was taking the country.
Justin Trudeau is another joke of a leader, but the tyranny he has inflicted on Canada is no laughing matter.
They’re all clowns, but not the laughing kind.
—Ben Garrison
Reagan’s Humor
Singing Parrot & Animals
Armstrong Economics Blog/Opinion Re-Posted Jun 13, 2021 by Martin Armstrong
Animals are fascinating. I have noticed with my dog she is very smart and she will communicate with her eyes. She gets a certain look and I know she is ready to play. Then a friend has a newborn and she was so gentle with it that there was a clear understanding that this was a baby. If I say you want to go shopping she runs to the front door. If I say you want to go for a walk, she runs to the back door. She understands far more than I ever credited a dog for.
Likewise, there are videos of how a gorilla bonded with a mom who also had a newborn. Leopard Takes Care Baby Baboon After Hunting Its Mother. The question this brings to mind is rather stark. Are animals more respectful than humans? There certainly seems to be a total lack of ethics, integrity, or respect in the halls of Capitol Hill.
This certainly raises the question of there was any validity whatsoever to the story that Romulus and Remus were raised by a she-wolf. Perhaps they were suckled at first and someone raised them. There is certainly plenty of evidence that suggests such things are not totally fiction.
A loyal dog follows an ambulance to the hospital to be with his owner. You know what they say, lock your dog in the trunk of one car and your spouse in the other and see which one is happy to see you when you open the trunk in 10 minutes.
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