IOWA CAUCUS DISASTER

We watched the Democrat Iowa caucus results pour in last night.

Only the results didn’t pour in.

The fish were biting, but not being recorded. The Democrat Party’s computers froze up like a lake in Minnesota, which seems suspicious.

We expected it to come down to Biden and Bernie who are two career politicians pushing 80. Are they too old for the presidency? Apparently they don’t think so. Despite Joe’s slurred speech and Bernie’s heart attack, they claim they are as fit as fiddles.

They both should be retired and spending their winters ice fishing like Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon in the film “Grumpy Old Men”.

The Democrats must know that they have no candidate capable of beating Trump. That’s why Hillary is waiting in the wings.

—Ben Garrison