El Loser!


El Perdedor

I’ve been watching the results and it does not look good for Bloomberg. He can try to buy the nomination, but he can’t buy charisma. It what could be one of his most cringeworthy moments, he pronounced Texas as ‘Tejas,’ presumably to garner hispanic votes.

I’ve never heard Texans call it ‘Tejas,’ just Texas. I expect Bloomberg to do a lot of losing tonight.

Ben

Super Tuesday


Pete Buttigieg and Senator Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota have dropped out of the race after behind the curtain lobbying. Klobuchar and Buttigieg both endorsed Biden, which was no surprise. The Democrats are doing everything to prevent Bernie from becoming their candidate. The plot still thickens for the scuttlebutt remains that if they can stop Bernie on the first ballot then the party will draft Hillary.

Joe Biden scored a victory in Massachusetts, Minnesota, Virginia, Tennessee, Alabama, North Carolina, Arkansas, and Oklahoma while Elizabeth Warren lost both her home state of Oklahoma and Massachusetts which is never a good sign. Bloomberg’s only victory was the American Samoa, which awarded him just five delegates. He did come in second in Colorado and Utah. At a rally in West Palm Beach, Fla. Tuesday night, Bloomberg vowed to press on. The Super Tuesday primaries have shaped up as a day of reckoning for billionaire media mogul Michael Bloomberg who spent more than $500 million of his vast fortune on TV ads, pushing a message of competence, but trails everywhere in the Democratic presidential race. Bloomberg is used to getting his own way. However, he was unable to buy the While House. At this point, he seems to be spending lavishly for an ego trip.

Bernie Sanders won his home state of Vermont and later racked up wins in Colorado and Utah. Sanders will come in second in Massachusetts, which has 91 delegates easily beating Elizabeth Warren who will finish a disappointing third in her home state.

At 11PM EST, California has not posted any results. Bernie had won California before but the votes were stolen and handed to Hillary. Many people are wondering if the Democrats will really let Bernie take California. If there are no games, Bernie should win California this time around. California election officials claim a connectivity issue involving the California Secretary of State’s voter file database forced local vote centers in 15 counties, including Sacramento, to look up voters’ info and print ballots manually. This has interestingly slowed the process considerably for a number of voters Tuesday morning. If Bernie does not win California, there will be serious allegations against California this time around.

Nonetheless, a federal judge on Monday ordered former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to sit for a deposition in a lawsuit related to her use of a private email server while at the State Department. The entire issue centers on the fact that she used a private server to skirt the Freedom of Information Act. In a lawsuit filed more than five years ago by Judicial Watch, the court correctly ruled that by using a private mail server, she was able to destroy documents, shield what she was doing, and escape having to turn over documents under the Freedom of Information Act. This is coming perhaps in time for the Democratic Convention which will begin on July 13, 2020, and run until Thursday, July 16, 2020.

Super Tuesday Vote Results – Open Discussion Thread – Polls Begin Closing 7:00pm EST


Today is Super Tuesday where 14 states and two territories vote in the presidential primary. Polls begin closing at 7 p.m. Eastern, in Vermont, Virginia and parts of Alabama. The first state call of the night for Democrats will probably be Vermont; the home-state for Senator Bernie Sanders.  Massachusetts closes at 8pm, will Warren hold her home-state?

The media will follow the Club rules on election day reporting.  Results favorable to Joe Biden or ‘Never Bernie’ will be released first and emphasized.  Results favorable to Bernie Sanders will be delayed and downplayed.   This is also the first set of ballots that will include Mini-mike Bloomberg. The narrative coming out of this evening is critical.

♦ Vermont (16 delegates), polls close 7pm ET – ♦ Virginia (99 delegates) polls close at 7pm ET –  ♦ North Carolina (110 delegates) polls close 7:30pm ET –  ♦ Alabama (52 delegates), most polls close 8pm ET – ♦ Maine (24 delegates), polls close 8pm ET – ♦ Massachusetts (91 delegates), polls close 8pm ET – ♦ Oklahoma (37 delegates), polls close 8pm ET – ♦ Tennessee (64 delegates), polls close 8pm ET – ♦ Texas (228 delegates), polls close 8pm ET – ♦ Arkansas (31 delegates), polls close 8:30pm ET – ♦ Colorado (67 delegates), polls close 9pm ET – ♦ Minnesota (75 delegates), polls close 9pm ET – ♦ Utah (29 delegates), polls close at 10pm ET – and ♦ California (415 delegates), polls close 11pm ET.

New York Times Election Results Here

CNN Election Results Here

Politico Election Rssults Here

Joe Biden Gains Endorsements from Corrupt James Comey and Corrupt John Brennan…


Earlier today the notoriously political and corrupt former FBI Director, James Comey, provided his endorsement for Joe Biden in the Democrat primary.

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Yesterday the notoriously political and corrupt former CIA Director, John Brennan, also gave his full-throated endorsement for Joe Biden….

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…Which begs the question.

If Joe Biden were ever to win the office of the presidency, who exactly would be running it?

Club Superdelegate Donna Brazile Shouts: “Stay The Hell Out of Our Race”….


Methinks Ms. Brazile doth protest too much. The Mamet Principle on steroids… Fox News contributor, former DNC chairwoman and current superdelegate Donna Brazile loses her cool when confronted about the DNC Club manipulating the race to stop Bernie Sanders.

Considering that Donna Brazile personally worked in 2016 to eliminate Bernie Sanders by giving advanced copies of townhall questions to the preferred club candidate Hillary Clinton, the protestations from Brazile today are particularly rich.  WATCH:

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In November 2017 DNC Chairwoman Donna Brazile penned an article in Politico laying out brutal sunlight upon the Clinton control over the DNC and how the party apparatus was used by the Clinton campaign in the 2016 election. Essentially, every complaint held by Bernie Sanders and his supporters was confirmed.  –SEE HERE-

The bottom line in the expose’ was that everything previously claimed by Team Bernie, and denied by the DNC, was actually happening.  The 2016 Democrat primary election was a complete con, a fraud; and so too is the 2020 process.

About a decade ago, David Mamet wrote a rather controversial op-ed for the Village Voice titled: “Why I am No Longer a Brain-Dead Liberal“.    A few years later Mamet followed up with an excellent book titled: “The Secret Knowledge“.

After a life amid a tribe of toxic liberalism, Mamet began to choke on the inherent hypocrisy of it all.  He began to point out that hypocrisy, causing his tribe to go bananas and dispatch him as if he were spreading Ebola.  Later in his evolution he connected the hypocritical dots to the natural outcomes and said:

…”in order for modern Liberals [leftists] to retain their tenuous grip on their ideology, they have to pretend not to know things”…

Buttigieg Outs Himself from Democrat Race!


Mayor “Pete the cheat” outed himself from the Democratic race for president.

Why would he do this only a couple days from Super Tuesday? Most likely because the Deep State wants Biden to win. They definitely don’t want Bernie, who is not part of their Big Club.

Mayor Pete is part of the Club. He’s doing a job for them. Pete already did his best to cheat Bernie out of the Iowa caucus. Now he’ll try to do Bernie more damage by dropping out.

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CNN has called Buttigieg ‘historic’ for being the first ‘outed’ gay candidate for president. Look for Pete to land a job in the Biden administration. Or become a commentator on CNN. He may even receive a beach house. One thing is for certain, Buttigieg is not going away.

—Ben Garrison

 

Super Tuesday – Ground Reports and Open Discussion – 1,344 Delegates Available


Today is Super Tuesday where 14 states and two territories vote in the presidential primary (listed below). There are a total of 1,320 delegates up for grabs representing 34 percent of all available delegates. Approximately 40 percent of all American voters will be voting today. At the end of today we will likely have an even better idea of whether the DNC will end up with a brokered convention.

Bernie Sanders is hoping for at least 50 percent of the total available delegates with a heavy focus on Texas, California, Massachusetts and Minnesota.  Club Favorite Joe Biden is hoping for a strong showing in southern states, and second-place proportional delegates in Texas and California.  Biden and Bloomberg are hoping to block Bernie. Mini-mike has staked his reputation and spent $500 million to win delegates today from anywhere.

However, Elizabeth Warren is hoping to become a very important king-maker by gathering just enough of the delegates Bernie needs & then entering talks with both sides.

Below you will find a list of states voting today along with the number of delegates for each state and territory. If you are voting today feel free to share your ground report. What’s the turnout like in your local precinct?

♦Alabama: Open primary, with 52 pledged delegates being awarded on a proportional basis.

♦American Samoa: Open caucus, with the territory awarding six delegates on the basis of the results of the caucuses.

♦Arkansas: Open primary, with 31 delegates being awarded on a proportional basis.

♦California: Semi-closed primary -only Democrats and unaffiliated voters can cast a ballot- with the 415 delegates being awarded on a proportional basis.

♦Colorado: Semi-closed primary –only Democrats and unaffiliated voters can cast a ballot- with 67 delegates being awarded on a proportional basis.

♦Democrats Abroad: Open primary in which any U.S. citizen living abroad who is a member of Democrats Abroad can participate, with the 13 delegates being awarded on a proportional basis.

♦Maine: Closed primary –only Democrats can cast a ballot- 24 delegates being awarded on a proportional basis.

♦Massachusetts: Semi-closed primary –only Democrats and unaffiliated voters can cast a ballot- 91 delegates being awarded on a proportional basis.

♦Minnesota: Open primary, 75 delegates being awarded on a proportional basis.

♦North Carolina: Semi-closed primary –only Democrats and unaffiliated voters can cast a ballot- 110 delegates being awarded on a proportional basis.

♦Oklahoma: Semi-closed primary –only Democrats and unaffiliated voters can cast a ballot- 37 delegates being awarded on a proportional basis.

♦Tennessee: Open primary, 64 delegates being awarded on a proportional basis.

♦Texas: Open primary, 228 delegates being awarded on a proportional basis.

♦Utah: Open primary, 29 delegates being awarded on a proportional basis.

♦Vermont: Open primary, 16 delegates being awarded on a proportional basis.

♦Virginia: Open primary, 99 delegates being awarded on a proportional basis.

~ Current Outlook ~

Amy Klobuchar Bails Out….


Senator Amy Klobuchar has suspended her campaign for President ahead of tomorrows big super-tuesday vote.   The timing tells a story here…. Quitting the race today means Klobuchar’s internal polling showed she was going to lose her home state of Minnesota tomorrow to Bernie Sanders.

It’s likely Bernie Sanders is going to crush Klobuchar and the rest of the field in Minnesota.  Quitting today allows Klobuchar to avoid the embarrassment of a big defeat.

Following the Club strategy, Klobuchar is expected to endorse Joe Biden.

Joe Biden In South Carolina: Y’all Vote For Me Now-Hear?!


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Out on 2020 election hustings, Obama’s former vice president Joe Biden sometimes forgets what day it is, what state he’s in and even that he’s running for the White House and not the U.S. Senate.

But just like clock work,  Sleepy Joe remembered to slip into a Southern accent when addressing supporters in South Carolina during yesterday’s primary victory.

“If Democrats nominate me,” the 77-year-old Biden said midway through in his regular voice, before switching into an affected southern accent, “I believe, we can beat Donald Trump.” (Breitbart, Feb. 29, 2020)

“Ah baa-leave, we can beat Donald Trump” was Biden’s Hillary Clinton-type Southern drawl, delivered in his singsong voice.

Next he’ll be serving up collard greens in which ever state he happens to be in on Super Tuesday, thinking he’s still in South Carolina.

“Former Vice President Joe Biden slipped into using a Southern accent while addressing supporters after a resounding win in the South Carolina primary. (Breitbart)

“Biden, who on Saturday won his first nominating contest despite having run for the presidency twice before, was all smiles at his victory party. Some on social media, however, noticed that the former vice president seemed to take on a Southern accent while speaking.”

Charlie Spiering

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Was that because gaffe-prone Biden was vaccinated with the same accent he used in a SC ad targeting black voters back in mid-February?

‘Don’t feel no ways tired’: Biden channels Hillary with pandering new SC ad targeting black voters’  (The American Mirror, Feb. 14, 2020)

“Former vice president Joe Biden is pulling out all of the stops in reaching out to the black voters who are abandoning his campaign in droves, even if it means channeling one of the most disingenuous panderers in American politics: Hillary Clinton.

“We don’t feel no ways tired,” Biden bellowed in the video over footage of the 77-year-old offering hugs to a firefighter, black woman and older disabled lady.

“We’ve come too far from where we started.

“Nobody told me the road would be easy,” he continued with more of the same. “And I don’t believe he brought me this far to stop now.”

Biden Loves South Carolina!


Vote Joe!

Sleepy Joe Biden is running for senator, er, governor, er, president and he just won the South Carolina primary. Creepy Joe is now going into ‘Super Tuesday’ with some momentum. In fact, pundits are already saying the race is now between Biden and Bernie.

I hope it’s Crazy Joe Biden. Not only will he provide plenty of subject matter for cartoons, but he will also stand the least amount of chance against President Trump. Sure, they’re saying Bernie would be the weakest candidate, but I’m not so sure of that. Bernie is offering the malarky of ‘free stuff,’ and that’s why he’s currently in the lead. Besides, I don’t want a crackpot communist to be any closer to the presidency.

So let’s put on another record on the ol’ record player and hope it’s sniffin,’ kissn,’ gropin’ Joe. Leg hair combing Joe. Mumbling, stumbling, gaffe-machine Joe.

Go Joe!

—Ben Garrison