by Brandon Walker, Mad World

A reporter speaking for the Egyptian associated press tells Hamas after reading their demands, “Dream on! You belong in a mental asylum!”

On July 16, the Egyptian brokered peace treaty took effect. Egypt, Israel, the United Arab Emirate, the European Union, and even President Obama (wanted for war crimes in Egypt) praised the plan and put it into action.

One problem, Hamas wouldn’t honor it and threatened to make their people martyrs. Israel honored the cease fire for six hours as they watched the Iron Dome stop 50 rockets above Israel and one hundred rockets fell back in Palestinian territory.

Instead they released a list of ten demands and said that would broker a ten year peace treaty.

1. Return of IDF tank positions so that farmers can work their lands

2. Freeing of all prisoners arrested since June 23 (when 3 Israeli teens were killed by Hamas…