Graham Noakes visited a KFC and was refused a wet-wipe after he was told that the fast food chain was a halal-only branch, and the alcohol in the handwipes contained a substance that was banned by Islam.

Initially Noakes said he thought the refusal was a joke until the staff confirmed that the policy was in fact real:

“They told me it might offend other customers. I explained that it wouldn’t affect me. In fact – I told them I like alcohol, so it wouldn’t bother me in the slightest,” Noakes said. “When they wouldn’t give me one, I was disgusted. Why shouldn’t I be allowed a wipe for my hands? They use wipes in hospital, what happens when we start being told we can’t have wipes there? I just can’t understand it.”

KFC spokesperson said that the company began offering on halal only items back in 2010 to comply with…

In case you noticed originally that this was first reported as an “active shooter” situation and wondered how that happened, here’s your answer:

Residents of an Oklahoma City suburb are in shock following a deadly attack at a food processing plant Thursday afternoon in which an employee beheaded one woman and stabbed another before the company’s CEO shot the man in an attempt to stop him.

Multiple media outlets reported that Alton Nolen, 30, was fired from his job at Vaughan Foods, Inc. and in the immediate aftermath he reportedly walked back into the business and attacked Colleen Hufford, 54, with a knife, stabbing her repeatedly and eventually severed her head. Nolen then turned his attention to Traci Johnson, 43, stabbing her multiple times. At that point, the company’s chief operating officer, Mark Vaughan, who is also a reserve sheriff’s deputy, shot Nolen.

The first call to 911 was for…