August 16, 2016 7:13 PM

New Pick Up

A friend sent me the following email:

I stopped by my local Ford dealership this morning to look for a new truck.  I saw  this nice F-350 silver crew cab loaded with all of the options that I liked and asked to take it for a test drive.

The salesperson (a lady wearing a Hillary for President lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all of its options.  She explained that the Electric Seats were connected to the ventilation system and could be set  to direct cool air to your butt in the summer and warm air to  your butt in the winter.

So I mentioned that this must be a “Trump Truck.”  She looked at me a bit angry and asked why I thought it was a Trump truck.  I told her that if…