Please note: satire.

After the tragic shooting at a Baptist Church in Charleston, South Carolina President Obama has issued an Executive Order to ban the use of guns in all Hollywood films, television shows and video games. The White House issued the following statement:

“It is time to eliminated the root cause of guns violence in America. It is time to make Hollywood a ‘gun free zone’. It is for the greater good of the American people that families and our children are not exposed to wanton gun violence in film, on television and in video games.

It is the proper role of government to deny gun use by Hollywood actors, screen writers, directors and producers for the welfare of all.

It is time for the Terminator to be terminated.”

The White House is considering whether to extend its ban on the use of guns to the music industry.

Michael Bloomberg…