Spain’s New Rule: Masks & Social Distancing or 100 Euro Fine


Spain’s new rules when their lockdown ends require masks to be worn at all times, even in 100-degree weather (40+), with the penalty of a 100 euro fine. It is clear that Spain is on the Gates agenda. It appears that Gates has conquered Europe. Spain will begin guaranteed basic income, which is in preparation for their move to a full-blown socialist state. They have destroyed their economy and the tourist industry will be finished this summer. Rumor has it that they intend to nationalize some companies and force non-environmentally acceptable companies to close. Europe is pushing its people closer to outright civil war.

DC Mayor Muriel Bowser Demands Military Forces Leave White House Unguarded, While Simultaneously Organizing Violent Protests…


…She Knows Exactly What She’s Doing!

It seems quite transparent what the agenda is for Washington DC Mayor Muriel Bowser.  After giving the DC police orders to stand down; and after ending the previously declared state of emergency; and after cancelling the flow-through purchase contract where feds repay the city for national guard housing; she is now demanding that all national guard troops and security elements leave the nation’s capital city:

…”It’s our expectation that until soldiers are called home, we don’t think that soldiers should be in the nation’s capital patrolling or policing streets. We’ve made that formal request to the White House.”… (link)

Simultaneous to her demand that all security forces, including the added DC police, be withdrawn operations, the Mayor is helping to organize the introduction of far-left mobs under the pretense of her facilitating weekend mass protests against the White House.

In essence, Mayor Bowser is simultaneously removing DC security and introducing an extremist force.  This is beyond dangerous and appears to be an intentional effort by the mayor to force  and create a violent Kent State type confrontation.  This is Alinsky 101.

Provocation to a specifically designed conflict is why Mayor Bowser had the streets painted earlier today; and why she is pretending not to know what the end goal is for the operation where she is a key player.

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WASHINGTON DC – Demonstrators are expected to swell the area around the White House Saturday, placing President Trump and the White House under siege and testing his law-and-order message.

D.C. Metropolitan Police said the event “may be one of the largest we’ve had in the city.”

Calls for action shared on Twitter, including one by a group called Refuse Fascism, say demonstrators will meet outside Lafayette Park.

[…] Trump was scheduled to fly to his Bedminster, New Jersey, golf club, but the trip was canceled. “The president’s looking forward to another working weekend,” a senior administration official told Politico(more)

Let’s hope President Trump hasn’t been set up again by resistance operatives within the White House.

Mayor Muriel Bowser

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New Jersey @GovMurphy: I request that you remove your National Guard from our city. They were brought to the District without my knowledge and request.

I appreciate your service, but your presence encroaches on the rights of 705,000 tax-paying residents.

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Mayor Muriel Bowser

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Ohio @GovMikeDeWine: I request that the Ohio National Guard be removed from the District. Without my knowledge and request, they were brought to our streets.

While I appreciate your service, we ask that you respect the right to self-governance of 705,000 tax-paying Americans.

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Nitric oxide: A possible treatment for COVID-19?


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Re-posted from the Canada Free Press By  —— Bio and ArchivesJune 4, 2020

Nitric oxide: A possible treatment for COVID-19?
Nitric oxide has played many starring biochemical roles.  Now, multiple clinical trials across the US and Canada are testing whether inhaled NO can protect the lungs of people with COVID-19. Researchers think the gas’s power to boost oxygen levels in the lungs may speed recovery for people infected with the virus and prevent them for requiring mechanical ventilation. Hints from lab studies also suggest that the gas may have virus-killing properties. 1

In 2003, during the severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) epidemic caused by SARS-COV-1 coronavirus, people in Beijing who received inhaled NO recovered faster than those who didn’t get the gas, with treated patients’ blood becoming oxygenated and their lungs clearing faster from signs of pneumonia. Follow-up lab studies in cells showed that NO interfered with virus’s ability to fuse with host cells and replicate.

Nitric oxide was named ‘Molecule of the Year’

The genomes of SARS and COVID-19 overlap 85-90%. Researchers say the similarity between the two viruses is so close that they anticipated NO would destroy viruses. 1

Currently, 11 trials in total are testing NO against COVID-19, six of which are multicenter randomized controlled trials. One trial is testing whether the gas can protect health care workers who are exposed to COVID-19 patients
from infection. The workers will inhale the gas at the beginning and the end of their shifts.

So far, the laboratory evidence of NO’s ability to kill COVID-19 is preliminary at best but its worth looking at the past history of NO and its benefits. 1

An unlikely wonder drug is the unstable free-radical NO (nitric oxide) gas, which is found in cigarette smoke and smog.  Almost thirty years ago no one would have dreamed how important nitric oxide is within our bodies. Now, it is being implicated in everything from memory to blood pressure.

NO was named ‘Molecule of the Year’ by Science magazine in 1992. Editor Daniel E. Koshland, Jr., wrote, “In the atmosphere it is a noxious chemical, but in the body in small controlled doses it is extraordinarily beneficial.”  2

Observed effects of NO in the human body on physiological systems and diseases

In 1998, the Nobel Prize for Medicine was awarded for discovery concerning NO as a signaling molecule in the cardiovascular system. Tiny puffs of NO mediate an extraordinary range of biological properties in our bodies, ranging from destruction of tumor cells to control of blood pressure. 3

In the body, NO is extremely short-lived. It exists for about six to ten seconds before it is converted by oxygen and water into nitrates and nitrites. 4

Here are some observed effects of NO in the human body on physiological systems and diseases: 5

  • Lungs. NO reduces blood pressure in the lungs without affecting the pressure in the rest of the body.
  • Heart. It has been known for a long time that nitroglycerin, which chemically releases NO can relax blood vessels near the heart and increase blood flow.
  • Cancer. White blood cells may use the NO that they release to fight tumor formation.
  • Brain. NO mediates intercellular communication in the brain.
  • Diagnostic analysis- Some inflammatory diseases can be diagnosed by analyzing NO production by the lungs and intestines.
  • Impotence. Studies of the role of NO in penile erection led to the development of Viagra.
  • Alzheimer’s disease. The role of NO produced by the body in neurodegenerative diseases also is being studied.
  • Others. Some of the most dramatic potential applications of NO are in parasitology and tropical diseases. NO may help treat sickle cell anemia. 6

Nitric oxide supplements boost health and performance

Healthline reports 5 ways nitric oxide supplements boost health and performance: 7

  • Erectile dysfunction
  • Muscle soreness
  • Blood pressure
  • Exercise performance
  • Diabetes

A recent review summarized research showing the beneficial effects of nitrate consumption on blood pressure, arterial stiffness, platelet function, and cerebral blood flow. 8

What foods boost nitric oxide? Vegetables, notably leafy green vegetables and beets, contain nitrate, which can be converted in the body to nitrites and then to nitric oxide. Studies have shown that beet juice can help lower elevated blood pressure, which has been attributed to the ability of its nitrates to boost nitric oxide. 9

So, with all these positive results from NO perhaps it might help in the fight against COVID-19.

References

  1. Alla Katsnelson, “Multiple clinical trials test whether NO gas can treat and prevent COVID-19,” cen.acs.org, May 20, 2020
  2. D. E. Koshland, Jr., “The molecule of the year,” Science 258, 1861, December 18, 1992
  3. C. Djerassi NO, Penguin Books, 1998
  4. S. H. Snyder & D. S. Bredt, “Biological roles of nitric oxide,” Scientific American, 266, 68, May 1992
  5. A. K. Taylor, “Nitric oxide—from pollutant to product,” Chemical Innovation, 30, 41,April 2000
  6. D. Christensen, “Nitric oxide may help treat sickle cell anemia,” Science News, 157, 78, January 29, 2000
  7. “5 ways nitric oxide supplements boost your health and performance, healthline.com, accessed June 3, 2020
  8. Lauren C. Blekkenhorst et al., “Nitrate, the oral microbiome, and cardiovascular health:  a systematic literature review of human and animal studies,” American Journal of Clinical Nutrition, 107, 504, April 1, 2018
  9. Jeanine Barone, “Why nitric oxide is so important,” berkeleywellness.com, May 4, 2018

Lancet Retracts Medical Study Critical of Hydroxychloroquine – Study Results Were Designed for Political Purposes…


The medical journal Lancet has now fully retracted their prior claimed “scientific study” against the use of Hodroxychloroquine.  The Lancet study was quickly and purposefully used by all major media outlets to attack President Trump for his advocacy of the drug as an effective treatment for the COVID-19 virus.

It now appears the purpose of the fraudulent “scientific study”, conducted by a sketchy outfit called Surgisphere – who mysteriously appeared only after President Trump advocated for the treatment, was to weaponize medicine for political purposes.

After they were exposed for their role in pushing manipulated data, Lancet has now fully retracted their study in an attempt to retain credibility.

LANCET – Today, three of the authors of the paper, “Hydroxychloroquine or chloroquine with or without a macrolide for treatment of COVID-19: a multinational registry analysis”, have retracted their study.

They were unable to complete an independent audit of the data underpinning their analysis. As a result, they have concluded that they “can no longer vouch for the veracity of the primary data sources.” (continue reading)

Don’t expect the media to announce the Lancet retraction, or apologize for their role in pushing the political narrative around it.   Journalism is dead as the entire profession has now been exposed as nothing more than narrative engineers.

The Wuhan Virus was exploited for maximum economic damage and political value by an international group of operatives who needed to stop the rise of economic nationalism.

There are trillions at stake, and the desperate need to retain control of global economics by a small group of institutional elites in the banking, trade and finance sector; led to the virus being exploited.  The resulting global crisis is based on their hoax.

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German Study of Scientists Against Coronavirus Hidden from the Public

German leaked of a document confirming that this entire Coronavirus scare is nonsense has surfaced. The government lied to the public and claimed it was just the opinion of one employee. The German press, like the rest of the lot, attacked the report for they love the scare tactics of the virus to try to sell advertising and boost readership alongside many who question what are they supporting and why.

This was a 93-page report titled “Analysis of the Crisis Management” that was drafted by a scientific panel appointed by the interior ministry and composed by external medical experts from several German universities.

The leftist press prefers bogus models and Bill Gates to real science. What they have done to the people is outrageous. The leftist press is simply not defending the people. The press is only inspiring civil unrest and they should tread lightly, for they have advocated the destruction or people’s jobs and their future which will only lead to violence.

The Lincoln administration also fasted a hostile press and turned a blind eye to the First Amendment in the interest of national security. The culprit was the New York Tribune’s Horace Greeley who privately at first supported the south. Greeley eventually came to support the fight to restore the Union. This raises interesting precedents that Trump perhaps should look at when also facing such a hostile press which is clearly now threatening national security.

From Sweden – Reality Check


COMMENT: In Sweden the schools (1-9 grade) have not been closed for a single day during March-May. High schools and universities have been locked down with digital lectures, but exams are in classrooms as normal. Bar desks are closed, but buffés (smörgåsbord) and serving at every second table have been allowed during corona. That is about all of the restrictions by law and regulations. We have been free to shop, go to the gym and be outside at all times. Buses and metros have been open all along.

Then there has also been a sophisticated scare mongering with daily press briefings and voluntary official recommendations into a public panic, with Government and media pumping up the panic model on a daily basis. So in fact the economy has been deliberately and effectively crashed down very hard. But once again schools and restaurants have been open all along.

The death rate with (not necessarily because of!!!) corona is not very high and April is just the fifth highest overall deadly month during the past 20 years. Actually January was more deadly than April. Perhaps most importantly is that the average age of people dying with corona (not necessarily because of) is much higher of ca 88 years compared with the average age of the entire population being 81 years for men and 85 years for women. So children was not lethally infected nor were their parents, despite having schools open each day during March-May. Most of the dead in corona were never taken into the intensive care system (which was the reason to ”flatten the curve”) due to being too weak from 2-3 other underlying serious health conditions and of old age >80 years. Additionally, most of the dead in the corona statistics were not actually clinically tested to confirm the virus but most often just estimated to likely have had the virus due to some observed symptoms. Most never had an autopsy to determine the real cause of death.

The world has gone crazy! Maybe the open Swedish schools and the lack of lockdown in Sweden can make people open their eyes and start to think logically in order to avoid panicking due to scary headlines.

What have they done to us?

Kind regards,

JH (Sweden)

REPLY: Politicians will NEVER admit a mistake. That is why they simply must be removed from office if they participated in scare-mongering. The Socialists have done their best to destroy the economy. I hear from behind the curtain that their objective is to bankrupt companies, then they hope to set the stage to NATIONALIZE industry. They do NOT believe in private ownership. They will tolerate you owning your house, for now. But all business, they believe, should be sized and run by government despite the fact that both Russia and China showed that centralized planning does not work. I encountered such a real leftist in London when Blair was running. He knew who I was and simply accused me of being a Capitalist who exploits the poor. There was no reasoning with him. All you could do is laugh and walk away.

This is their agenda. They have been pushing this with the virus to NATIONALIZE companies. Peter Altmaier, the Federal Minister of Economic Affairs, was joined by the left-wing Schultz in a joint statement that effectively said that since they cannot bail out companies, perhaps they would just NATIONALIZE them.

Mask requirements conflict with 1A and state laws


Overreaching mask directives enacted have one more devastating effect on the general populace –Facemasks hide identities, conceal emotions and, more importantly, induce silencing of the tongue and the limiting of free speech

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Re-posted from the Canada Free Press By  —— Bio and ArchivesMay 30, 2020

Mask requirements conflict with 1A and state laws

Legal confusion on the wearing of masks is evident. Eighteen states have laws on the books that forbid face coverings in public for reasons ranging from concealing identities to wearing one with intent to commit a crime, harassment or intimidation.

Mask bans first came about in response to the Ku Klux Klan’s infamous donning of hoods as a cowardly disguise. More states instituted anti-mask laws following the rise of Occupy Wall Street (OWS), Antifa and other rioters that relied on face coverings to avoid prosecution.

Officials’ heavy-handed dictates to don ineffective face coverings have been accepted by a deliberately frightened populace, separating them physically and emotionally from family and friends

Added to the mask twist are the head coverings and veils that some religious sects employ citing modesty, though even those have been known to be employed to thwart identification after engaging in illegal activity.

Along comes COVID-19 aka the Wu-Flu, Kung Flu, etc. and, in the blink of an eye, masks are all the rage purportedly to protect from a virus so small it’s breathed right through the weave of the fabric or the fibers of the paper.

The critical word here is rage. The otherwise benign face covering has taken on a new, compound role.

The first is using the mask to condition individuals to, without dispute, follow orders from government “experts” who flout their own statistics about the coronavirus and call it science. Whatever administrative edicts are signed into effect, the general populace has been complicit in the duplicity by not bothering to check the facts. (That does not include the censoring fact-checkers’ invented and corrupted data flooding social and mass media.) Officials’ heavy-handed dictates to don ineffective face coverings have been accepted by a deliberately frightened populace, separating them physically and emotionally from family and friends.

The irony is that, in those 18 states, complying with the facemask mandate means breaking the law. Consider France where they’re having a difficult time reconciling orders to wear facemasks with the fact that burkas and veils have been outlawed to combat terrorism .

Raging rioters used the anonymity of the now ubiquitous surgical mask to loot, trash and burn businesses across the nation

The second twist of this whole mask debacle is the criminal free-for-all that has been loosed upon the country. Even before the outbreak of violence over the tragic death of George Floyd in Minneapolis, there was a rise in the number of robberies by out-of-work petty criminals who were emboldened to steal merchandise from shops in broad daylight. It happened across the street locally at a Dollar General as well as a Dirt Cheap warehouse outlet a few weeks ago.

With this in mind, it’s not surprising that raging rioters used the anonymity of the now ubiquitous surgical mask to loot, trash and burn businesses across the nation. Hardworking citizens’ lifelong dreams and efforts are being destroyed for the sake of selfish sods letting off steam and snatching kitchen appliances.

This is what happens when the government pays people to do nothing – they get bored and bite the hand that feeds them. Welcome to socialism and the death throes of a once noble nation.

But there’s more to the convoluted legal morass of mandating mask wearing and social distancing, and that’s the reality of the First Amendment rights of both free speech and free expression of religion. In one instance, far overstepping her authority, Chicago’s health commissioner, Allison Arwady, threatened churches with closure and implied demolition if they exercise their religious freedom to worship according to their doctrines.

Government entities have already run-up against religious conformities where some sects instruct followers to wear hijabs, niqabs and even the body covering burkas. In instances where the government cannot make a case of compelling public interest for removal, those so clothed may keep their coverings.

Creating a universal visual of covered mouths

Thus, the opposite may be true in that government cannot force individuals to wear a mask if such a face covering counters their religious belief that a virus with a smaller annual mortality rate than diabetes is not stronger than the healing power of God. (Here could be listed any number of supporting scriptures: 2 Timothy1:7, Exodus 15:26, Psalm 103:3, Jeremiah 17:14, Isaiah 53:4-5, 1 Peter 2:24 and on and on.)

The argument has been adjudicated before where health department officials have tried to force individuals to receive medical treatment against their religious beliefs. Nor are the two arguments severed in that true statistics of COVID-19 mortality prove that not wearing a mask is no more a threat to public health than an individual refusing “life-saving” surgery or therapy.

Of course, the fact that public health often withdraws the option of life-saving therapy to persons comatose or suffering from a terminal illness creates another crimp in the scope of legal health mandates. (Check Oregon and other states’ euthanasia laws.)

The overreaching mask directives enacted by many state, county and municipal officials have one more devastating effect on the general populace – creating a universal visual of covered mouths, virtually shutting up opposition. Facemasks hide identities, conceal emotions and, more importantly, induce silencing of the tongue and the limiting of free speech.

How many times has it been said that a picture is worth a thousand words? This is the image that prohibits speaking the thousand words.

The ‘New Normal Messiah’, Rev. Dr. Anthony Fauci


The question no one’s asking is: Given that bars and other centers of commerce are now up and running, was Fauci’s mission in the coronavirus scare intended to shut down all churches from the get-go?

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Re-posted from the Canada Free Press By  —— Bio and ArchivesMay 29, 2020

The ‘New Normal Messiah’, Rev. Dr. Anthony Fauci,

With most churches remaining closed for this Pentecost Sunday, the mission of ‘New Normal Messiah’, the Most Reverend Dr. Anthony Fauci, may be complete.  The Coronavirus Pandemic he predicted back in 2017—which already cancelled 2020 Holy Week and Easter Sunday’s commemoration of Our Lord and Savior’s Resurrection—will now, just as dictatorially, cancel out Pentecost.

For the few churches that may remain open under enforced social distancing and mask wearing for attendees, receiving Holy Communion is too risky—even if it involves only the distribution of Holy Communion without the cup.

In other words, you are safe as the proverbial church in a bar where doctors like Fauci say you aren’t likely to catch the virus—but more likely to expose yourself to it when receiving the Body of Jesus Christ.

“Fauci, who identifies as a Jesuit-educated Catholic who has distanced himself from “the concept of organized churches, religions,” said that at the moment he believes that receiving communion is too risky.” (Breitbart, May 28, 2020 )

The ‘New Normal Messiah’, who sports a face mask rather than robes, has spoken—and wants to hear no singing either.

For any poor souls who may feel discriminated against, or even persecuted, the ends ALWAYS justify the means in that fake religion known as Marxism.

“Dr. Anthony Fauci has urged Christians to wear masks, practice social distancing, and forego singing and receiving communion during worship services to curb the spread of the coronavirus. (Breitbart)

“In an interview with the Jesuit-run America magazine published Wednesday, Dr. Fauci said that churches should “limit the number of people, so that you don’t have people in the pews right next to each other,” and the faithful should “absolutely” wear masks.”

“Regarding the distribution of communion, Fauci said he does not think there is a safe way to go about it and the practice should be abandoned until further notice.

Marxist Doublespeak

“I think for the time being, you just gotta forestall that,” he said.

“As many times as a priest can wash his hands, he gets to Communion, he puts it in somebody’s hand, they put it in their mouth,” he said, “it’s that kind of close interaction that you don’t want when you’re in the middle of a deadly outbreak.”

“Fauci said he thinks that religious practice should vary from place to place, according to the intensity and extent of infections.

“It depends on where you are,” he said. “If you are in a region, a city, a county, where there is a significant amount of infection, I think with distributing Communion, I think that would be risky. I’m telling you that as a Catholic, it would be risky.”

“I’m telling you that as a Catholic, it would be risky.”

Marxist Doublespeak 101, given that Fauci “identifies as a Jesuit-educated Catholic who has distanced himself from “the concept of organized churches, religions.”

Marxist-coached Messiah Fauci’s coming “New Normal”

In time for Pentecost, he’s conjuring an image that priests have dirty, germ-ridden hands.

“Last month, Fauci said it was “tough” to say whether it was alright during the pandemic to have sex with strangers met on dating apps like Tinder, but “if you’re willing to take a risk—and you know, everybody has their own tolerance for risks—you could figure out if you want to meet somebody.”  (LifeSiteNews,  28, 2020)

“And it depends on the level of the interaction that you want to have. If you’re looking for a friend, sit in a room and put a mask on, and you know, chat a bit. If you want to go a little bit more intimate, well, then that’s your choice regarding a risk,” he said. Fauci added it’s important to “make sure the person is feeling well.”

How to ensure that the mask-wearing romantic partner you picked up through an app like Tinder is telling the truth when they say they are “feeling well”?

If you thought churches should be Houses of Worship serving the sheep for The Shepherd, you’re behind the times in Marxist-coached Messiah Fauci’s coming “New Normal”.

Meanwhile, the question no one’s asking is: Given that bars and other centers of commerce are now up and running, was Fauci’s mission in the coronavirus scare intended to shut down all churches from the get-go?

God only knows.

The New Norm – Social Distancing Forever


In discussions behind the curtain, it appears that there is also a hidden agenda to embrace Bill Gates’ virus for the purpose of suppressing our freedom. The Marxist Socialist Model that took over the world beginning with the Progressive Era at the turn of the 19th century is collapsing.

 

The unfunded liabilities and the perpetual model of borrowing with no intention of paying anything back are all coming to an end. It appears that there are people who foresee civil unrest becoming the real new norm as people realize that all the promises cannot be fulfilled.

The high-tech companies are rushing to get into the new market of social distancing apps, which the governments are covertly supporting as they did with cryptocurrencies to get people accustomed to surrendering all freedom. There is a deep-seated suspicion rising against Bill Gates where 40% of Republicans believe he is using the virus to implant tracking devices in the population as he has done in India. Meanwhile, we have government fining people €1000 euros for breaking social distancing regulations by taking a walk.

The exploitation of this virus is transforming society into a prison camp, and is no different from what I personally saw when I went behind the Berlin Wall before it fell. We have an onslaught on free speech as YouTube has now removed Michael Moore’s documentary, Planet of the Humans, on the fallacy of Climate Change. YouTube claimed the video violated a copyright infringement made by the British activist Toby Smith who just wants any dissent suppressed and is against free speech when it disagrees with him. We know there is a civil war coming when people try to suppress free speech — that is always the end result of left-wing tactics.

There is also consideration behind the curtain in Europe to PREVENT capital flight from the euro to the dollar. Europe may now default on all outstanding debt, converting it to PERPETUAL BONDS that will never need to be redeemed, and only pay artificially low interest rates forever. They are also looking at making gold illegal as was the case under Roosevelt in 1933.

Anyone who thinks that politicians are actually representing them must still believe in Santa Claus. Within 30 days of issuing gold back-bonds, which were sold in small denominations to the public, the Congress, with a stroke of a pen, repudiated the terms of the bonds. Suddenly, gold was now illegal. The bonds you just bought, assuming they were secure against inflation, were suddenly devalued. Anyone who thinks Europe will not do the same when they have ZERO choices remaining on the table is simply delusional.

The “new norm” is directed at preventing an uprising. They could care less about some pretend virus with a death rate of less than 2%. This is the marked excuse and the mainstream media is there to sell the “new norm,” which is rapidly taking shape as the old East German system of divide and conquer. Even our children will no longer be allowed to play together at school. EVERYTHING is being reshaped into something much more like a concentration camp as we are denied the right to free speech.

Welcome to the real battleground for the 2020 election. This is going to get very ugly. We have Joe Biden calling Trump a fool because he does not see masks as effective. Of course, CNN facts checks only Trump, but they never check Biden. Fact-checking itself is becoming just propaganda relabeled.

There is little doubt that face masks will not protect people for they are touching all sorts of things. There were even two studies on face masks. One study examined the effect of masks on seasonal coronaviruses (which cause many cases of the common cold) and found that surgical masks are helpful at reducing how much of a virus a sick person spreads. The other looked particularly at SARS-CoV-2 and found no effect of either surgical or fabric masks on reducing virus spread, but only had four participants and used a crude measure of viral spread.

COVID Madness – Montgomery County, Maryland, Provides Nonsensical Rules for Opening…


On a regular basis, long before the Wuhan virus surfaced, Maryland was always one of the most leftist and regulatory states in the nation.  So it doesn’t come as a big surprise to see officials in Montgomery County, Maryland, present some of the most nonsensical rules to reopen their economy.  [Quite Remarkable Video Announcement below]

Pictured: Montgomery County Residents Listen to County Official Marc Elrich

After an extensive study and review by local scientists and public officials, you can go to a barber shop and/or beauty salon and get your “hair styled”, as long as the ‘styling’ doesn’t involve the actual cutting of the hair.   Apparently, in phase-1 the COVID virus can identify when scissors are present and the virus will attack with increased severity.

You can go to a church, as long as the going to church doesn’t involve the actual going into a building that would be identified as a church.  Worship services can only be provided outdoors, because the virus lurks in the building…… unless the building contains vegetables and is called a supermarket, and then the virus cannot enter the premises.

According to the local scientists who have analyzed the risks, you can now wash your car; however, it is only safe to wash the outside of the car.  If you attempt to clean the inside of your vehicle the virus will hunt you.  Interior car cleaning is forbidden.  No actual word on how you get your vehicle to a car wash without being inside it… but minor details are still a work in progress and will likely be addressed in phase-2.

You are now permitted to open retail businesses, but you cannot sell things from inside retail businesses.  Apparently the Maryland officials have discovered the virus is building and content specific. Therefore retail sales can safely happen at the curbside of the building; but patrons are forbidden from entering the establishment.

Purchasing a new pair of pants becomes less dangerous when the pants are not in a building.  Unless, duh, the building sells vegetables and pants, and then the virus doesn’t attack the pant purchaser because they are protected by the surrounding vegetables.

You are allowed to open and attend daycare and summer camps, as long as the camps remain outside.  During phase-1 of the opening, if a spring and/or summer storm starts, it is less dangerous to run around dodging lightning strikes outside – than if you were to enter a building or cabin where the virus is waiting to attack.

Given the hair salon scissor restrictions, in combination with rules for summer camps, running with construction scissors outside while dodging lightning is another undefined detail.  However, if you happen to be picking vegetables, you are immune from being attacked.  Vegetable picking inside or outside with scissors is therefore allowed.

Restaurants are allowed to open, but again all actual eating of food must take place outdoors.  To accommodate this safe dining approach, restaurants are encouraged to put all their tables in the street.

The Montgomery County dept. of transportation is organizing road closures to assist with the roadway dining.  So you might not be able to drive to where the restaurants are, but the outdoor dining experience should justify hiking to your table for the asphalt ambience.

Now, right about this point, if you are a person of reasonable constitution, you’re probably thinking this is so ridiculous it cannot really be what the Montgomery County plan is; all I can say is please watch the two short videos below.

Montgomery County executive Mark Elrich was visibly frustrated and perplexed that local citizens did not appreciate the wisdom of the panel of COVID compliance scientists that put together the reopening plan.  His announcement was a little less than well received.

WATCH:

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The local news outlet did their best to help make sense of the madness; but judging by the looks on their faces, well…. I digress.

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